tea-in-the-tardis:

itshiddlesbaby:

lasagnelasagne:

no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm

What are maccas

maccas = mcdonalds

lyra-x:

the scariest thought i have is that i might die before i have the chance to finish all the books i’ve bought

i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

  • Sins

Things that I don’t write:

  • Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

  • Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

  • A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

  • This Place

(Source: anondracomalfoy)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

jadeita:

u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like

yeah 

i did fuckin good